3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Randomize
