i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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