Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Randomize
