You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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