Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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