The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You ate ashes out of my bong
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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