Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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