Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
if only i could text you this smell
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i dont even know how to be here
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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