Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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