Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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