More tranny stories later!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize
