he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Someone shit on the floor
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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