I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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