is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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