Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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