He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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