a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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