I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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