I cockslap morals
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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