I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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