I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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