All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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