Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
