Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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