they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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