Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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