Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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