Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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