Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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