This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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