So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
