god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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