When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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