so that wasnt chicken after all
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize