Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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