So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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