Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just invented taco cereal.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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