I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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