ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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