her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
cat food counts as protein by the way
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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