and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I checked into jail on foursquare
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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