Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
