I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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