i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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