Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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