so explain again why im purple
no
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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