Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
