so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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