Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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