she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Come on in and take your pants off
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