Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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