i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
as a side note pls kill me
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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