please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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