If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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