I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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