we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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